How to Fuck Santa Up

"I don't know if to get there at four o'clock, P.M., because that's when it opens and otherwise you're going to be waiting in line for like two hours," he says. "We should give Santa the doomsday device like the road warriors." He adds: "Let's rain that big old arm right across his fake ass beard. I'm going to hold him down and we can fucking Eiffel tower is ass"