The Olympics of Stabbing

"I was concerned When they said they were gonna have to climb stairs I was like I don't think that's a good idea Can we be fair? Joe does struggle with it Yeah Everyone's gonna be a little tired after doing this course But to end such a dramatic stabbing thing With like carry your groceries inside But forget the groceries It's just kind of a let down Any language can save it So like they're trying to make this sound exciting But you gotta walk up one flight of stairs Rodrigo goes first And he kisses his knife because he was Born to do this He loves this He has to kill someone The proper lunatic etiquette Right.