Is There a Better Way to Live Than That?

Ulysses was travelling on his ship, and the day had finally arrived when him and his crew were about to go by an island of beautiful sirens. He orders them that no matter what he says, no matter how much he screams, do not untie him until they've made it safely past siren island. So they tie him up, the crew puts their ear plugs in, and then they arrive, and the music starts, and he sees their beauty. But unlike every man before him, he experiences it all without plunging to his death. And that's what you got into. You got to tie yourself to your boat. And no matter how sweet the distractions are around