Episode 417: Listener Tales 64
Morbid
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Ophelia the Attack Kitty Will Fucking Kill You
Ophelia made the 10 o'clock news and became a minor celebrity. The mayor actually sent her a case of tuna fish. Afterwards, one of my neighbors had some stickers printed up that said warning premises patrolled by a psycho attack cat. They never caught that cocksucking flea fucking human cockroach,. But he never showed up in my town again. Oh, I think it was the stickers in everyone's window that didn't.
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