Dungeons and Dragons - The Curse Is This

The next time you all get off topic while playing Dungeons and Dragons, your character will befall a terrible fate. I'm not joking. And the curse is this. With an unarmed charge... No, no, no. This charge, the base charge. Hell yes. Audience member. Yes, that's a hit on the armored duck. That's one D4. You're just punching them? With a push. Okay. To use. It's only one, so that's five points of damage. Great. Ho, ho, ho, I have two attacks. The raging flaming poisoning sort of doom. We don't have it yet. Please do not expect Travis to lift