Episode 521: The Tragedy of the Essex Part II - A Belly Full of Blood
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The men of the Essex began to enter the cotton mouth stage of thirst. The only luck they had was when a school of flying fish flew up and accidentally jumped into one of their sales. Owen Chase picked one up and devoured it. But that was the last lucky fish he had. Can you imagine being the rest of that fucking crew watching this piece of shit who by the way played by Chris Hemsworth in the movie? He looks like if Abraham Lincoln was missing the other half of his face. That's why I think the sex workers are brave as hell. They're covered in piss and they still show up on time.
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