Is Mountain Dew Screwing With My Head and Increasing My Sex Drive?

I was listening to a clip that somebody had posted on tue of my brother, my brother ndm. And i thought maybe it was something funny that i had done, and i needed to brighten my day little bit. I drink like two bottles of mountain dew a day - its this new thing called mountain de that apparently is your sex, real good. The amazing thing to me is that this shi's just now getting over to the isles,. as as i call them, because c it had to go on the ships, yes and yes. They got lost. But they're coming around now, and  they're going to be in a biscuit time soon