The Damned Dude

He was real nice, but nobody took him seriously at all. He kept ordered by being chill, but he was a little too chill and I think most kids just perceived that as weakness. Gradually over the course of the week, we'd worked out that Mr. Nice but dumb looked funny because one of his eyes was slightly off center. So I said, the damn broke when one kid was like, what's wrong with your eye anyway? Mr.nicebutd then reaches up and pulls his eyeball out of its socket. As you can imagine, a room full of 12 and 13 year olds having just witnessed something like that just lost their absolute minds.