How Many Times Do I Have to Be Telling You the Correct Way to Cook These Eggs?

The manner in which you've been cooking these eggs is utterly wrong headed. How many times do i have to be telling you the correct way that it is to cook these eggs? Twice, 19 thousand times. So you'd bloody well better go ahead and be listening real good and proper this time,. fried, not scrambled, not boiled, not poached, and most certainly not devilled.