Y'all Never Seen a Tampon Go on Water, Bro.

"I'm going to chop that up. Ochre the front yard because the 70s ain't got to get glued," he says of Spam commercials. "There's some dirty whores out there, man. It's fucked up." A tampon goes on water or cranberry juice and is more like a period than an ocean sprayer. The show airs at 10 p.m. ET/PT Monday through Thursday in New York City; it will be rebroadcast weekly after each new episode premieres until September 25.