What's a Roast Turkey Recipe?

When yugogle searches for roast turkey recipes, there are a hundred and 60 some odd million results. You did not choose any of them for your roast turkey recipe. So as like, what's a roast meat i can get behind? I havetmit i'm not even a big fan of roast chicken. And one recipe i'd been eyeing from a long time ago was nick charma's roast chicken with hot green chutney. He has a science background, so he takes a really scientific approach as well. It sounded like it would kind of cut through the richness of the chicken and not be too chickeny.