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The city council issued a strong warning against the manufacture and sale of discount bloodstones. Anyone caught selling these bloodstones will be put into the dark box, pending erasure from recorded history. The lesser charge of buying or possessing them will be met with summary execution. Critics charge that the city council is lying about all this, due to the fact that the council owns the only certified bloodstone factory in town. But the council has vehemently denied this charge by gibbering, howling and knocking over microphones.