Tom Brady's Favorite Comic?

I want Tom Brady to stand up so badly and people are like, this would be so lame. Imagine Tom Brady coming on stage with a fucking cigarette dangling out of his mouth being like, I hate my ex wife so goddamn much. He's not going to be your type of comic. But that, could you imagine a world where he's like a passable basic comic? Like it would be amazing to see Tom Brady being like bad edgy open mic or I would love it so much.