This chapter explores the bizarre case of a beheading on a Greyhound bus by a man with schizophrenia, addressing the peculiar verdict of non-criminal responsibility in Canada. The speakers engage in a darkly humorous discussion about the legal system's handling of violent crimes, mental health, and societal perceptions related to these incidents. Through various anecdotes, they critique the absurdities of legal outcomes and reflect on the complexities surrounding mental illness and substance use.