Is Fissure a Weird Real Wrongo?

Bobby fissure is like a british israelite which is this. He's these are the folks who believe that like british people are the real jews and jews aren't real. Fissure picks up christian science from his bible classes but also starts tithing the church 10 percent of his income dope. One time he finally relented to the pressure and opened it and inside of the box was the bible, so he gets very weird.