You've Sent Me a Good Script

You were cast as the evil baron rich gy thing, and then allf a sudden it just shifts. It was so surprising to read a good script from your agent that i called up hand  and said, i think there's been a mistake. You've sent me a good script. And they said, yes, i'm sorry. That is a mistake... But do you youit? Have you written a memoire yet? No, sir. When that can happen? Well, ahem, i don't know. Because half of me wants to do it, but half of methinks they're a bit up up one's own ars, an't they? I