Kishy Leg's Plan to Mobilize the Self Defense Forces

Japant Prime Minister kishy, kishy leg really wants this to happen. Even his cabinet is like, kishe, you can't do thislike your goones tart a civil war again. A lot of fashiss being like, boy, seems like that's too much fashism. So that couldn't end badly, sure? Ya, wat. Wras they can't hold minser ha haha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha!