World War I: Is It Fucked Some People Up?

Tolkien was pretty good at processing trauma. He would not give a fuck that Amazon cast black elves. I don't think he would care. He would hate the show for a thousand other reasons. A thousand reasons you would never understand in your entire life. You've already read every one of his books. Some of them would be like, well, I don't know. What are you going on about, Jock? Yeah. Anyway, the episode's over. You want to plug your shit? I do. I do. Like, yeah, good for Tolkien, man."