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John Terry Made England Captain Again?

John Terry was made England captain again. Why is he making them captain again? When Rio is obviously injured and can't be attacked in so who's captain? So you're only beating someone up in a bar. This is the most stupid man alive. They're in a competition with Wayne Rooney for biggest idiot in history, British sport. Ashley Carl has been naked on top of a roof shooting at passes by. But that isn't... Is that one of his? No, mate. I'm not a real cat. He hasn't had any R&R since Schumach scored at Villapal. If you're fair, I'm like two minutes to three and leave immediately.

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