The Doctor, I'm the Doctor

I don't remember my pirate name. It was something with an M like mad. I mud or mud, the masticating. The masochist. Madey mud. Mighty mud. And I'm the doctor. Surgery. Is that like metal arm, McGee or shoot? I just wanted to do the ballista, the giant crossbow thing. That's all I remember. You mean iron arm, kyborg, the power monkey? The what monkey? Powder monkey. Are you done with the sickness? Is it the 28 days later reference or?That's fine. Okay. Sorry. We were fighting an octopus. The calamar. Yeah. Did we beat it