The Soda Jacket

"I'm a big fan of the idea of soda. I love the concept of this new exclusive drink that you keep in front of the plebs that can't get into McDonald's," he says. "So I would like to sit here in the Zigdong's and fill out an order form a entry to perhaps win the great jacket about the soda." He adds, "Can you imagine an exchange more buck wild than hi. I'm here to win the soda jacket? I won't be purchasing any beverages. I hate it!"