Why Did You Write a Book?

Yrari: A lot of my life has been proving to my father that i wasn'ta stupid as he kept telling me i was. I thought about writing a memoir and says, i am too smarta ha am. But anyway, i got, just crashed my car, and dumb raymond, i needed to buy a new car. And someone offered me five thousand dollar advance for a book. So i banged one out reat ye, cause tat was good. so i got the five grand i bought pout a new, used car, and then off we went, still able to commute to wick.