Fuckin' in Ice Cream in Massachusetts

"I took versi on a foody tour of all this shit that i used to be able to eat in my early twenties and wake up the next day and still have a flat stomac. And, uh, i just had a great time, and consumed nine zillion calories, as i always do," he says. "By the way, in massachuse sinc they're called jimmies. That's actually racist."