Introduction

The Cardinals are using a cheeseburger phone to predict when someone will hit a home run or do something. The Cubs have solved their catching problems by re-acquiring Wilson Contreras, which is a great move by them. I still feel like that little girl Hearing grandma's hand held pretty No actin' baseball cards before I could read Say I waste my time Dragging all these deadlines Let's hear I find my kind And I'll effectively want Hello and welcome to episode 2008 of Effectively Wild, a baseball podcast from Van Graffes.