Boris Mogg's Rees-Mogg

Boris takes a few calls from prominent Tory members. They tell him he'll damage the party if he runs. That he's still under investigation for misleading parliament. This is where he belongs, right at the centre of British politics. And when he speaks to Rishi, he'll persuade him to do a deal. He'll go back as PM and he'll give Rishi the Foreign Office. Do you know the true tragedy of the story is that we've barely had your Rees-Mogg? Let's hope he's involved in a future scandal. One cambered dream.