The Most Humorous Things in the Test Kitchen

When we were working in the test kitchen, people used to say the most hilarious things. Is there a funny phrase that you remember? I can start if you want some time to think about this. Oh, white sauce and fish fingers. Sod. That's never ae, surely er. But then the other thing i put in er my maid once, i made pancakes just using what i had cas i really didn't want to go out. And so i, i made pan aes with really strange. They were all right, urout in maple syrup therega,. There was these definitely ones about various bits of shell fish needing to be despatched, but i don't thing