Assless Chaps - The Opposite of Trousers?

Assless chaps are the opposite of a tea towel, I would say. So what's the opposite of trousers? Um... A garden fence? Yeah. Can both be burned to create heat and ultimately steam? To your powerless engine of some kind? LAUGHTER A mullet? Well, they're both in the world of fashion, aren't they? You can have both fashionable and unfashionable haircuts. Condensation. Tend to appear when it's cold? Oh, OK, I've got one. Brian Eno has worn trousers every day of his life. He was born with trousers.