How to Be a Good Chap

"You cast Charm Person on this googah. He's entitled to a will save." "He, the Charm, uneffects him," says Quark as he shoots two arrows at the creature. "I boldly and bravely shoot one of the arrows right in the neck... Aha! It does 10 damage!" 'If only just to see his privates,' quarks Quesnay after taking off his orange wrap so you can see them himself. "'Oh my God!' You're not sure if it'll work.' I point at them and laugh' - there is no such thing as an elf or gnome with their clothes on,'" adds Giorgio Amalfit