The Benefits of Bathing by Yourself

"I love a hot pool like I love a guy into a hot pool and having a soak but not only does it take fucking ages to run a bath then you get in and you're by yourself," she says. "You are lying down looking at your carcass at the worst possible angle available to your eyes so you're just lying naked going look at my tits...you can't do anything." She adds: "If you're doing it wrong the fact that bubbles don't think you know how to bath and wine and a candle"