What's the Most Outlandish Pitch You've Ever Got in When a Company Wants You to Review Their Product?

I think it's easy when you first get into the reviewing game, maybe especially if you're tring to make a name for yourself. I've seen changes in myself in terms of how much i respect the work and how hard it is to make a product. And i try to criticise him a little more professionally than maybe i used to. So someone asks, what's the most outlandish pitch you've ever got in when a company wants you to review their product? Oh, well, oh, outlandish s. You could say most outlandish, outlandish pitch someone sent for paid promotion, or something along those lines....