How to Make a FaceTime Call With a Girl

Make sure she look like her pictures because we all know most these bitches don't anyway. Always assume what girls want to do points below what she looks like in person anyway. Context is missing and she doesn't know how you speak right? So if you're like a sarcastic guy like me that joke might not be taken well over text versus a joke on FaceTime. It'll show it'll it'll make sense and this guy is very important how you start to call and end the call so all for it, right?"