You're a New Yorker?

I would have liked to live in Boston, I heard it's like a mini New York. Mass is definitely some wild stuff going on. The first time I ever seen somebody get their head gaved in with a hammer was in Massachusetts. They'd be wiling out there a little white people and shit. It doesn't give you that vibe of like, uh, in New York. Um, you go to Dunkin Donuts. There's like two parking spots. Personally, I'm the Starbucks kind of girl. But I drink real coffee, dark black juice that we call coffee. Well, you know, put some sugar.