Side Stories: Poo-Poo Rain
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The Importance of Physical Nudity
A seagull ripped off a dude's testicle while he was sunbathing naked. Experts fear that this bird mistook the man's privates for a couple of bird eggs, which is technically a compliment. I would never happen to me because my testicles actually fairly small. How available do your balls need to be for a sequel to get up at him? He has a set. Is he just lying spread eagle at the beach? Isn't there some decorum? This is in Suffolk County. Cause this is from the South. And now you definitely can't trust your own nudity outside because these seagulls are looking to steal other people's eggs.
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