How to Be a Good President

Lincoln was a catch wrestler at a time when that usually involved eyeballs getting gouged out of people's faces Tall rangey dude come on every other president is a Is a befuddled round man or a did geriatric. Jack Kennedy racked with 500 different diseases and maladies Kept alive merely by dr. Feelgood injecting him with Cortis on and cortisol and Vicodin every 20 minutes And he was a freaking vampire hunter. Teddy Roosevelt that fucking Big phony that big fancy man give me a break now Would be funnier would be what about a fight between the living presidents?