"The bare facts are these. I laced Andrew's drink with Xanax, kenneled his doctrines in the run outside and dismantled the carbon monoxide detector," she writes. "It was all surprisingly easy, even with Andrew's Lebrenthine home security system." All you needed to know for the home security code was Andrew's IQ, 142, and his penis length, 7.5. She makes a one X lover. And that X lover is called, he's called Andrew. And it is my name. It is your name. I can't wait to hear how this goes.