What if I Missed Her?

I bet falcons are like fedex, the second you nip to the loo. I once met a woman on holiday and i invited her back to the west midlands where i was living. It didn't go great, but i thought she was fantastic, and i wrote her a letter. This was in the days when people wrote letters, cause there was no inton it. She's not this sombre, dramatic figure - she's a slightly hapless person. And we want her to be funny as well because it makes it more sad. Caroline bird is certainly capable of stand up comedy.