How to Buy Condoms in the Supermarket

Yorkshire puddings are not popular in Ireland you can only buy one brand it's Aunt Bessie's. Yorkshire pudding puts up a fight with the gravy and you can soak an engravey as much as you like but it still has a resistance. I'd like to see the statistics of people who purchase condoms in the supermarket and how many of those people use the self-service check out rather than going to the cashier. If you dressed in head to toe military fatigues military pants and a military jacket then the people might think oh he's these condoms that he's buying for a survival situation.