How to Have a Successful Relationship With Your Husband

I feel like everything's bloated. I'm carrying so much water weight. My boobs still feel really big because of the milk, the number on the scales, nowhere near where I want it. And then also you can have sex for six weeks. So that's hard. You have to give a lot of blip jobs. The girl can't get anything. Like I'm a shop liver. Like my boobs. Like, what am I going to do? Like French kiss?