The Poetic Way to Die

There's just one guy. He was wearing crocs on an escalator. And his foot was stuck and it like shredded his body by dragging him into the escalator where like the stairs you're brought in. It was a ground him into paste. Isn't that like not a real thing? Like I feel like I heard that escalators have a feature where they stop if they're like stuck. Yeah. If they're not like they're grinding a human. They put that in after. That's what they put that feature on. The intro to that one, the narrator with the deep voice,. So what's the most pathetic way to die, sir? I've given you ample