The Rise and Fall of the Robots

There's a smart app you can get on your phone for a smart toaster. But they've not thought it through, isn't it? Because you've still got to get out of bed because they've yet to invent smart bread that jumps out the bed. I know what the breakfast made never really took off as we had to put a live pig in a chicken in the night before. That's when we started getting notions of grandeur. My smart watch is useless. One of the things it's supposed to do is supposed to tell you how long you've been asleep for. It appears my watch has been asleep, but I haven't. Usually my watch says eight hours tick.