Can You Water Your Plants While You're Away?

"If anyone ever asks me to water plants again, i'll just tell them to fuck off," he says. "I bought these things on amazon where you just, you know, put the bottle in the plant and it gives like a little drip of water" 'It's her fault all her flowers died because you killed them all,' his landlady tells him after she is asked by another neighbour to water their plants while they are away. He responds: 'What the hell was she thinking? You're an idiot'