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Ep 192: Helen Bauer

Off Menu with Ed Gamble and James Acaster

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The Three F's of a Woman

He knows he doesn't have to worry about cheese boards in this situation. The worst thing is my first instinct is that I should really look under my tips at some point. Who's watching underneath her? Who's checking? Who's got the energy to lift? You must be washing under there. Face, face, feet, family seems like the right way around. But you don't want vaginal fate, but you don't mind having a footy badge.

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