Fatso's Last Stand

I'm not afraid that the white dogs are going to be like this. I also got like just absolute whiplash reading this because one of the places you go to is the I'd in comprehensively named Fatso's last stand. It was so accursedlike I was getting off the bus and the bus driver was like are you sure you want to get off here? The hating the ketchup thing is confusing. He went to Pittsburgh recently and their ketchup city USA and so he was having some interesting conversation and this is what his life is like now. "I'm a big red hot ranch head I've converted but a lot of it is yeah it's just bizarre"