The Game Man's All Grown Up

I'm excited for, I think I heard some scuttlebutt this year, Nintendo's got a big announcement. They're finally ready to release the game man. Yes, he's all grown up. All grown up. Tetris is the first game announced and it takes eight very horny AAA batteries. It takes 16 of them. Every time you clear a line and you slot that last little to trauma now into the hole in such a pleasing way, there's just a dude. So don't play this one at church, kids. We've got you like, did you like when the Game Boy was black and white? Well, this, the game man's got a new color