I Never Forget the Story of the Fucking Dude

"I'm a grown ass man. I'm like fucking, you know, 31 or some shit," he says of his early days on the road to fame. "This dude has a gazillion dollars in the bank. He invented bell bobs. We went up to his mansion in the Hollywood Hills and wanted to sell to Joe Rogan." The doctor told him that switching from cigarettes to joints would save his life but it didn't work.