How to Make Money at an Arcade

Two two pence pieces, it's actually worth two pounds if you find a crappy can machine from 1995. You go to one of these arcades with your nan and she gets out like, you know, ten two p's or whatever. And she won't leave the arcade until she's lost all of her two p's. It's just for crazy old nans, whilst their grandsons and granddaughters play... Tekken 3 or whatever. Nans kept busy with some fucking Victorian-era arcade game. Do you remember the one with the horse racing where you bet on which horse is going to win? Oh, were along and did it. They were a bit of