How to Be a Halfling

A goblin who is wearing heavy makeup to look like a halfling walks by. He goes to shake your hand as he does this and introduces himself as "Bukkake Pepsi" Senator Pips asks if he has any non-animal food, but we've been through this all the blue before I don't want to embarrass myself a second time So I will kindly take my leave Bye senator well and goodbye to you. A familiar voice says 'The skeletons got his clothes on' The crowd erupts in applause for mr. DeBones.

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