The Sheriff's Secret Police Declare the Auction a Resounding Success

The Sheriff's Secret Police have declared the auction a resounding success. The winning bidders walked away grinning, laden down with trinkets and trophies. And through the tears that came then to my eyes I couldn't see who won Lot 37 with only one bid Winner of Lot 37 If you're listening, on one hand I wish you good luck with your prize On the other, I will be using the mightiest bully pulpit of all Community radio to strike back at you and destroy you But also, congratulations.