
220: Dicked Down On A Deck? ft. Jeff Wittek
Stiff Socks
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How to Jerk Off After Workouts
"I'll shoot up an aquarium. I can't, what am I gonna do? Good, bro," he says of his motivation to work out harder. "The breakthrough scale is low." He works out with a tonal woman who shows him the right form and doesn't get horny mid-workout because it's better for working out. How often do you jerk off per week? Psh. We're talking decimals here. You need that fucking energy to fuck those fish.
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