Shagged, Married and Oily. Yes, Yes, We've Got a Bird.

This week's episode of Shagged, married and oily is the first in a three-part series. We start off by getting rid of the ball - but it doesn't work so we do all emo instead. The show then goes on to talk about blaspheming Jesus Christ using his name in vain. It ends with an argument over whether or not he should go away for four nights while I'm working.